Spiffy...Yes I said spiffy. DO SOMETHING!

As you can tell I like The marines and the army even more. So I'll talk about something else this time. First off there is an extremely deadly virus created by the albata in Afghanistan it deletes all the programs in disk drive C:/ Which holds all of your personal data and some of the computer's configuration codes. This virus has been launched all across the world and MSN has stated it to be the deadliest computer virus on the planet so far. It can only be accessed by E-mail this is what you have to look out for. I'm not sure what the E-mail says in the opening statement but I heard that is said Saddam has been hung. If you see anything that looks like that in your E-mail don't open it because as soon as you do it sends it to everybody in your address book. You'll know when it takes over your PC because it blanks out the screen and displays a burning candle. Once complete your computer will never work again. But luckily your checking out a site made by a man who knows everything. So just to be nice I'm going to tell you how to fix it. It's long so go get a beverage to drink while you read... Go ahead I'm not going anywhere...... That better be mountain dew you're getting.... Ready? OK First get internet access with a printer. Go to google and type system configuration for your computer. Mine in a Microsoft 450 Pentium III processor so ill type that into googol. Make sure you're not in images and select whatever looks best. Print it out. Oh and make sure it says Configuration for drive C:/ On it. Next go home...DE DE DE and open your computer. Now most people think there is two hard drives in the Tower because there is usually drive D:/ And C:/ In the file MY COMPUTER But actually there is only one because Drive D:/ Is built into the Mother board which is why the virus only takes place in Drive C:/ Now some technologically advanced computers have five or six drives in it but most from the twentieth and twenty first century have two. Or one because one of them is actually the mother board. Ok the Had Drive C:/ Looks like...Well it would probably help if I found a picture huh. Hold on I gotta hit google for a sec. . . .Yah it's not working ill get them on later Sorry ; (~~ It will be on in a couple das my PC's on the Fritz rite now. Anyways Make sure your computer in un plugged and let it sit for half an hour to let the Stored energy outlet to run out of juice. Then unhook the drive and don't throw it away because you can sell a broken one at a junk store for like 50 to 60 bucks. Slide the new one into place and hook it back up hopefully while reading the instructions I just told you to print out. Make sure everything is in tight. Turn you computer on. Most of the time you can just download any type of windows and it would work must some of you guys/girls wont be that lucky. So ill be here to hold your hand in your time of need. God that sounded a little fruity didn't it? I really need to go to a party and get my old self back. Now ---sigh--- here is the hard part and ill most likely loose you if I do just email me and ill send you a better description on what to do. Go into my computer/ Remember your computer will be on the Fritz and wont work properly till you get this done But I has to be done unless you want to buy another $500.00 computer. Your screen may be pitch black. You may not even be able to see your mouse moving. But trust me its there. Just move the mouse around till you see a popup that says MY COMPUTER. Which is My Computer... Not literally it's your computer but that's what it's called...See that I made a funny. Because its called my computer and I said my...Ok ill shut up now. Keep sliding the mouse around again till you see Drive D:/ Pop up right click it and select properties and then select defragmentation once that's done download Windows 98 or higher. I'd suggest windows XP It's pretty bad ass. Once done your computer will be back to normal but you wont have anything left from before you had the virus because it was on your last disk which was fried. So re download all your programs Games Exedra and be back on your marry little way. I would suggest printing this just encase you do get the virus for future reference. But not the whole page just left click and copy what you want to be copied and past it onto Word Or paint. Select paint if you want the pictures with it. And ladies it's smart to clean the inside of the computer once a year for max performance so get your slave cough I mean boyfriend to do it for you. We don't want you getting dirty now do we ; )~ Peace Out My People:MATTHEW DAVID SCHAUB Apocolypse89