Mr. California

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Friday, February 16, 2007

Questions.

If the highest speed limit in America is 75mph. Then why are they making cars that go 180 190 and even 200mph? It just doesn't make sense. Another question is: Why do they keep talking about Anna Nicole Smith's death. I mean seriously. She was the most un important person in America who bonned a ninety year old man for money and a nice pair of shoes. And she didn't even get any money when he died. Muahahahahaha. Wait who the hell gets her money? Her only living kid isn't even 11 months old yet. And I sure as hell know that all "seven" of the babies "fathers" won't get it. THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW. And an answer to a question from E-mail. Anonymous wanted to know how many lickes it takes to get to the center of a lesbian? Well Mr. Anonymous, Three It takes three. Now good Day . Ha! didn't think I would be stupid enough to actually put that question on my blog did ya?. . . Wait AAAH CRAP it's too late...........oh well. Apocalypse 89

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

They make cars go so fast, because the govornment wants them to die in order to lessen the population in the us.

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The answer to the other question is: Why do they keep talking about Anna Nicole Smith. They keep talking about her because they have nothing left to do. And you're correct, She's definately the most unpopular and unfamouse person on the planet. Plus she was hot.

12:33 PM  
Blogger Apocalypse89 said...

I really didn't think she was hot. I mean seriousely, What's hot about fake boobs, a druggy that inflates like a blowfish every 5 months, Can't use any words larger than 3 cylables, And a chick that bonned so many men (or women depending how she swung) that she didn't even know who the real father was.

I THOUGHT SHE WAS CRACK WHORE OF THE CENTURY!!!

Apocalypse 89
Matthew D. Schaub

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey chubs, Do you know that one guy from our school that everyone thinks is gay. but isn't?

10:51 AM  

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